Help Hank Choose Some Glasses
Okay I realize this is not an essay question but since it was posed by one of the planets sexier nerds, I will answer it here.
Hank Green asks his viewers and fans, commonly known as nerdfighters, to help him pick out some new glasses. Here I give my opinion.

Yes, very much. Modern, not too much rims as long as there is not too much stuff written (branded) on the side but it still feels like you are wearing someone else’s glasses.

“Would you like to touch my monkey?” - Dieter (Mike Meyers)

Also good, but soooo 2003.

Actually fun but you should never own a pair of loud sunglasses as your main pair only as a second pair.

A little bolder but sooo 2004.

Safe choice, the mostly rimless, for all those who are not fugly.

The bottom of these seems to fall at exactly the right place in your face.
So in my opinion choose the glasses that seem to already be yours when you look into the mirror (but not exactly like the one that used to be yours LOL)
Even better, choose the ones that your girlfriend likes the most. She is the one who sees you mug everyday and her initial first choice is likely to be your best bet.

“He was a quiet man who mostly kept to himself” - Your neighbour after “the incident”
